Smile plz :)

1)    After 10 yrs:- 
Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 laksh 
But 
Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Carrer) 

2)   A Psychology report.. When 2 couples come face to face??? 
WIVES look at each other's sarees and HUSBANDS look at each other's  wife!!..

3)  Height of Social Networking - 
Teacher: Wer is ur homework? 
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK.  I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you...... 

4) Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday?
Boy: Football 
Gal: But grandma doesnt play football? 
Boy: On my bday she gav me books... 

5) Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on  last day of the month (31st July)...... 
dont know 
to get full salary........ 

6) Tiger: Ye saale discovery channel wale bahut pareshan karte hai .
Monkey: Kya Hua..? 
Tiger: Are koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe hain

7) UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today. 
Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly. 
Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC

8 ) Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka. 
Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map.

9) A drunk guy falls from 1st floor. 
People gathered around n asked him wat happend? 
He said... "I dont knw, I also came down Just now..!!"

10)ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kar 4 years ka bachha bola!
Koi ise rok lo..!! 
Nai to mere HISTORY me ek aur chapter add ho jayega..!

11) In a bar 1 guy says to another 
"I luv ur mom n want to marry" 
D whole bar was waiting for d other guy's response
He laughs & says 
"Lets go home dad, U r tight!!"