Sunday, April 8, 2012

IT Professional Life


                       IT Professional in Hell !

 

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.

 

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see

 

how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,

 

then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

 

The devil says "Five million dollars".

 

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

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Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group

 

members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

 

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil

 

how much do I need to pay for the call????

 

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

 

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

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Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",

 

He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various

 

technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he

 

asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

 

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

 

Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

 

 

Devil says

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Calling hell to hell is local call!!!

 

 

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