Smile Please..!!

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain &
u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true lovespend Rs.50/-
Buy a pillow
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Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote ur name on the sand ................
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart..............
I got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke......
and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cucko
our inocence to a child
but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stoneu give me a statue
when i ask u a featheru give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time youu are Born.... until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26 sir.....
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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide

Joke on the APRIL 1st ...

The Loving Husband - Humour

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"?
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.
"WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: " $ 70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $ 950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:

"Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

True Dedication

This is what u call dedication to one 's work........

If opportunity doesn't knock at your door, you go knocking at it…

Love VS Marriage

Love VS Marriage

Love is wonder ful par
Marriage is beautiful.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is having a candle light dinner just the two of us no else to bother.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is honeymoon on that sofa everyday.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is having children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is enjoying in bed till late night no one to
disturb and no hurry because both will be there in the morning no matter what.


Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is romance and lovely drive thru out life time.


Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is enjoying being in your appetite.


Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is yummy everybody parts .


Tv has no place in love..
Marriage is enjoying popcorn with each other at home.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is 1 drink 1 straw.


Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is superb!"