Smile Please..!!

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain &
u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true lovespend Rs.50/-
Buy a pillow
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Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote ur name on the sand ................
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart..............
I got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke......
and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cucko
our inocence to a child
but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stoneu give me a statue
when i ask u a featheru give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time youu are Born.... until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26 sir.....
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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide