Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Once in a Lifetime mail...(I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL)

 

Once in a Lifetime mail...(I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL)

When

The school reopened in June,

And we settled in our new desks and

benches!


Whenwe queued up in book depot,

And got our new books

and notes!


Whenwe wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet

managed to line up daily for the morning prayers..

We learnt writing with

slates and pencils, and

Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!


When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to

Color pencils and finally sketch pens!


Whenwe started calculating

first with tables and then with

Clarke's tables and advanced to

Calculators and computers!


Whenwe chased one another in the

corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms

Drenched in sweat!


Whenwe had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

Playgrounds,

under the trees and even in cycle sheds!


When all the colors in the world,

Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!


When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,

Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!


When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,

And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!


Whenfew played

'kabadi' and 'Kho-Kho' in scorching sun,

While others simply played

'book cricket' in the

Confines of classroom!


Of fights but no conspiracies,

Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!


Whenwe used to

watch Live Cricket telecast,

In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!


Whenfew rushed at 3:45 to

'Conquer' window seats in our School bus!

Whilefew others had 'Big Fun', 'peppermint' ,

'kulfi', ' milk ice !' and 'sharbat !' at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days

Of Sports Day,

and the annual School Day ,

And the one-month long

preparations for them.


Gone are the days

Of the stressful Quarterly,

Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most

enjoyed holidays after them!


Gone are the days

Of tenth and twelfth standards, when

We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt,

We enjoyed,

We played,

We won,

We lost,

We laughed,

We cried,

We fought,

We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends,

So much experience, all this and more!


Gone are the days

When we used

to talk for hours with our friends!

Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!


Gone are the days

When we played games on the road!

Now we

Code on the road with laptop!


Gone are the days

When we saw stars Shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!


Gone are the days

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

Now we chat in chat rooms......!


Gone are the days

Where we

studied just to pass!

Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days

Where we shouted on the road!

Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days

Where we got lectures from all!

Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

Gone are the days

But not the memories, which will be

Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and

Ever and ever and ever .....

 

 

 

Regards

Harsha.P

"Count your life by smiles not tears,

  Count your age by friends not years"

 

 

 

 

Wrong Mail ID - Humour...

 

 

Wrong Email ID (True story)

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... . Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

 

To: My Loving Wife
Date: 16 May 2004
Subject: I've Reached

I know you're surprised to hear from me. I landed here safely. They gave computer here and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Eagerly waiting for you!

Regards
Your hubby

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Lallu -uaaa...applies for microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

Dilbert: work life!!



Monday, May 11, 2009

ICC T20 2009 WorldCup Schedule

ICC T20 2009 WorldCup Schedule - London


There would be 4 groups

Group A Group B Group C Group D
India Pakistan Australia South Africa
Bangladesh England Sri Lanka New Zealand
Ireland Netherlands West Indies Scotland

Matches Timing and Schedule

England v Netherlands on 05, June 2009 in London Day night

New Zealand v Scotland on 06, June 2009 in London Day match

Australia v West Indies on 06, June 2009 Day mach in London

India v Bangladesh on 06, June 2009 in Nottingham D/N

South Africa v Scotland on 07, June 2009 day match in London

England v Pakistan on 07, June 2009 D/N match in London

Bangladesh v Ireland on 08, June 2009 Day match Nottingham

Australia v Sri Lanka on 08, June 2009 D/N in Nottingham
Pakistan v Netherlands on 09, June 2009 London day match

New Zealand v South Africa on 09, June 2009 D/N in London

Sri Lanka v West Indies on 10, June 2009 in Nottingham

India v Ireland on 10, June 2009

Super 8 T20 World Cup 2009 Match Schedule :

11, June 2009

D1 v A2 in Nottingham
B2 v D2 in Nottingham

12, June 2009

B2 v D2 in London
A1 v C1 IN London

13, June 2009

C1 v D2 in London
D1 v B1 IN London

14, June 2009

A2 v C2 in London
A1 v B2 IN London

15, June 2009

B2 v C1 in London
B1 v A2 IN London

16, June 2009

D1 v C2 in Nottingham
D2 v A1 IN Nottingham

Semi Final Matches

18, June 2009 1st Semi-Final

19, June 2009 2nd Semi-Final

Twenty20 World Cup 2009 – Final

21, June 2009 London

Weekly Status Meeting....

This is the s/w Engineer weekly report Meeting.
See and Njoy......... :)






What is Love ??????

Best Mail to read :-)*What is Love???*A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children was asked, "What does love mean?" The answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. --"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday" (Tina - age 7)--"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." (Clare - Age 5) --"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth." (Billy - age 4) --"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." (Rebecca - age 8 ) --"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." (Chrissy - age 6 ) --"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." (Terri - age 4 )--"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." (Danny - age 7) --"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." (Tommy - age 6 ) --"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. That's love" (Cindy -age 8) --"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." (Mary Ann - age 4 ) Love............ is not only made for lovers....... its also for friends who luv each other ........
Smile and spread some love today. :-)

Genies ------tooooo 2 goooooooood

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband shouted , "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!""And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. ……. ……….. …….



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"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of youstill believe in genies?"

Coolest doubt in Mahabharata

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching theMahabharataStory to class 6 students.He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it. Masterji: "Kamsa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister's 8th child isgoing to kill him.He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First Son is born, and kamsa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n kamsa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born ...... Now JS, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. "Masterji, I have a doubt" (sounding nervous n confused) Masterji: "JS beta, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata Then how come u have one?" JS: "Masterji, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL? " Masterji fainted..... ......... ......... ...

Am I with a right partner? - Nice Article

During a seminar, a woman asked," How do I know if I am with the right person?" The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, "It depends. Is that your partner?" In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?" Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's weighing on your mind replied the author. Here's the answer. Every relationship has a cycle...In the beginning; you fall in love with your partner. You anticipate their calls, want their touch, and like their idiosyncrasies. Falling in love wasn't hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO anything.
That's why it's called "falling" in love. People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet." Picture the expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something happened TO YOU. Falling in love is a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few months or years of being
together, the euphoria of love fades. It's a natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse’s idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts. The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship; you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage. At this point, you and/or your partner might start asking, "Am I with the right person?"
And as you reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone else. This is when relationships breakdown.
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found. People blame their partners for their unhappiness and look outside for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is the most common. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, a friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your relationship. It lies within it. I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else. You could.
And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same situation a few years later. Because (listen carefully to this): The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found. SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. You have to work on it day in and day out. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it demands WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make it work. Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your partner). Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are
also laws for relationships. If you know and apply these laws, the results are predictable. Love is therefore a "decision". Not just a feeling.

Remember this always: God determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let GO!!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Please don't let it happen!

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA

WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM

HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY?

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY

WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY

AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED ….

HOW DID U FIND INDIANS …….??

INDIANS??

WHO INDIANS??

I DIDNT FIND OR MEET A SINGLE INDIAN

THERE IN INDIA …….

My Friend said - WHAT NONSENSE??

WHO ELSE CAN U MEET IN INDIA THEN……??

THE AMERICAN SAID ……..

IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI–

IN PUNJAB A PANJABI—–

IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, BENGAL , TAMILNADU

I MET A BIHARI, MARATHI, BENGALI, TAMILIAN………

THEN I MET

A MUSLIM,

A CHRISTIAN,

A JAIN,

A BUDDHIST

AND MANY MANY MANY MORE

BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET

…………………………………………………………..

THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS……………..

THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD

BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME

REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONALS WANT ...

FIGHT BACK -

ALWAYS SAY WE ARE INDIANS……..



JAI HIND……….

Friday, May 8, 2009

S/W Engg NAADU Vs NEDU

Once up on a time:

@home town:

Cousins/relations/family frnds: enti babu weekend ani intiki vachava...s/w company lo Pani Chesthunav antaga....?? Baagane isthunattu vunaru ga.... inkenti settle ipoyavu kada... pelli sangathi enti...?? Entha lo vunnaru mi amma vaalu (katnam.)..? S/w engineer e kada bagane vundidi le Ni rate....

@hydbad:

Auto driver: Saab namaste sir....Randi sir kurchondi kurchondi...ekkadiki vellali... ekkadiki Ina min 50 rs/- meekenti sir...monthly oka 25,000 vastai kada... maku ichee 50 emi lekka le meeku...

House owner: enti s/w company lo Pani Chesthunava..?? ithe rent 7,000/- every three months ki meeku hikes (increments) vastai anta kada..so ade vidmaga ma intiki rent kuda 3 months ki okasari 750 increment anamaata.... ina ivi anni meeku oka lekka paada.... meeku 31st nite ki nite oka 30,000 vastai anta kada...

Shop owner: sir s/w employee ayyi vundi inka 25 rs/kg rice vaaduthunaru enti sir..... idigo s/w employees kosam 47 rs/kg rice sir.... asalu meeru atu itu thiriganavasaram ledu .....Thinna ventane ade digest ipothundi sir...asalike s/w vaalu oka chair lo ne kurchuntaru anta kada etu thiraga kunda....sir inka latest imported perfumes kuda vachai sir..okati theskoni velli try cheyyandi...taruvaatha meeku nachina flavours theskoni vellachu...ina mi daggara money ekkadiki poyyidi sir....

Now.........

@home town:
cousins/relations/family frnds: enti babu intiki vachavu....kompa theesi thesesara enti..?? aha ante emi ledu ee madya andarini thesesthunaru kada..andukani.. ina enduku ayya aa s/w job lu.. epudu thesestaro telidu,vunchutharo telidu... inka mi job ke security lenappudu inka meeru pelli chesukoni emi vuddaristharu... asalu meeku mundu ammai ni evaru istaru le...

auto driver: sir mari chi..chi veedini sir enti inka....idigo chudu thammudu ee auto velladu kani mundu ku poyyi bus stop lo nuncho.. nenu adiginantha iche situation lo nuvvu levu le kani..lite thesko......

House owner: babu memu illu families ki iddam anukuntunamu.... so meeru tvaraga kaali cheyyandi... ina batchelors ki intha pedda flat avasaram ledu anukunta....koncham chinna room lu vunte chuskoni...urgent ga emi kadu le..oka 5 or 6 days lo vacate cheyyandi...

shop owner: rey evaru akkada.... vachina vadiki enni kgs/rice(25 rs vi) kavalo chusi ichi pampandi..money isthene ivvandi....appu ledu ani clear ga cheppandi...
idi neti s/w employee jeevitham...

S/w employees aa ..??? Meekenti keka ani maku leni pogaru theppinchedi meere... inka mi pani ipoindi ga ani chulakana chesi navvedi meere...s/w companies kuda ninnati daaka velaki velu ichi eroju nunchi inka raaku ani enduku cheptaro telidu...INDIA lo aa employee ni reason cheppakunda theseshte vaala employee unions vurkovu... kevalam s/w employees ki oka union lekapovatame oka karanama..??